Day 3
RIGHT NOW!
What’s On: “Only You” Josh Kelley...(the chick is hot in that vid)
Current Mood:
Vacation Day 3...
Well, I’m not getting all the sleep I thought I’d get. Just when I think I’m gonna sleep in, the alarm goes off and wakes Doodle up for work. Well, I’m not going to go back to sleep, so then I might as well get up and write stuff.
Vacation at home helps me discover all the reason why I work. What I don’t know about doesn’t hurt me. But being home, you see everything you don’t want to see and do things you don’t generally do.
For example..
I don’t think my neighbors are home, I think they went away on vacation. I wasn’t really sure but I wanted to know. They generally don’t miss anything, so I thought I’d try a test. So for a goof, I walked outside with nothing on to get the mail. They love to call the cops and when they never showed up or ratted me out to Doodle, I was able to confirm they absolutely aren’t home.
I decided to immerse myself in several clothed projects too. I’d kill the mornings watching movies and then I’d wait for Bri to get up at noon and we’d have lunch and kill and pot of coffee. Then we’d decide what part of the house we want bulldoze.
I decided on Monday for the cellar. Immediately I found a bunch of crap to toss right up the stairs to the outdoors which seemed to open up part of it. The problem with working in the cellar was after 45 mins my sinuses were on fire, but I wasn’t about to quit as I was getting quite productive.
Eventually after digging around, I found these storage tubs Doodle had been saving for awhile. I remember her buying these things a few years back at about $10 apiece. I figured they must be harboring some real treasures.
I bust these things open and found that they were all full...of crap! Nothing but garbage...old junk mail...lame magazines....saved memos and old bills from places we haven’t lived in years. Paycheck stubs...pictures of people I either don’t know or can’t stand and of course...mold and filth!
WOW this is valuable stuff worth saving for 10+ yrs.
Of course we can’t find anything important or necessary papers, but if you need to know how much lettuce was at Stop and Shop in 1993, I can help you out.
That night my sinuses were so bad and I was so nauseus and tired, I went to bed at around 9:15 pm. Some vacation, I should be staying up, slamming a Crown Royale, watching a big Yankees win and chillin’ on a cool summer night.
Instead I’m trying to keep my eyes open and hoping embarressing black boogers don’t pour from my nose at an unfortunate time. Its not exactly a cruise on the Pacific Princess is it?
What’s On: “Only You” Josh Kelley...(the chick is hot in that vid)
Current Mood:
Vacation Day 3...
Well, I’m not getting all the sleep I thought I’d get. Just when I think I’m gonna sleep in, the alarm goes off and wakes Doodle up for work. Well, I’m not going to go back to sleep, so then I might as well get up and write stuff.
Vacation at home helps me discover all the reason why I work. What I don’t know about doesn’t hurt me. But being home, you see everything you don’t want to see and do things you don’t generally do.
For example..
I don’t think my neighbors are home, I think they went away on vacation. I wasn’t really sure but I wanted to know. They generally don’t miss anything, so I thought I’d try a test. So for a goof, I walked outside with nothing on to get the mail. They love to call the cops and when they never showed up or ratted me out to Doodle, I was able to confirm they absolutely aren’t home.
I decided to immerse myself in several clothed projects too. I’d kill the mornings watching movies and then I’d wait for Bri to get up at noon and we’d have lunch and kill and pot of coffee. Then we’d decide what part of the house we want bulldoze.
I decided on Monday for the cellar. Immediately I found a bunch of crap to toss right up the stairs to the outdoors which seemed to open up part of it. The problem with working in the cellar was after 45 mins my sinuses were on fire, but I wasn’t about to quit as I was getting quite productive.
Eventually after digging around, I found these storage tubs Doodle had been saving for awhile. I remember her buying these things a few years back at about $10 apiece. I figured they must be harboring some real treasures.
I bust these things open and found that they were all full...of crap! Nothing but garbage...old junk mail...lame magazines....saved memos and old bills from places we haven’t lived in years. Paycheck stubs...pictures of people I either don’t know or can’t stand and of course...mold and filth!
WOW this is valuable stuff worth saving for 10+ yrs.
Of course we can’t find anything important or necessary papers, but if you need to know how much lettuce was at Stop and Shop in 1993, I can help you out.
That night my sinuses were so bad and I was so nauseus and tired, I went to bed at around 9:15 pm. Some vacation, I should be staying up, slamming a Crown Royale, watching a big Yankees win and chillin’ on a cool summer night.
Instead I’m trying to keep my eyes open and hoping embarressing black boogers don’t pour from my nose at an unfortunate time. Its not exactly a cruise on the Pacific Princess is it?
posted by CuzzinDave at 10:23 AM
4 Comments:
Dave, OMG -- too funny! Watch out for that ole Pacific Princess anyway...I think it sank off the coast of Cabo San Lucas or Puerto Vallarta. ;)
I've often thought about retrieving my mail in the buff. However, the police officer who lives across the street may have an issue with it. : )
LOL...something tells me he wouldn't!
Yeah, I really don't think the police officer (or any other heterosexual male) would hate that, Stacy. LOL
Dave, you just had to go and mention the Pacific Princess! Now I've got visions of Lauren Tewes in my head. Damned if she wasn't cute - and she had great legs, too.
Lauren Tewes...yep, she was hot all right and then we found out she was smuggling the white stuff in the bottom of the boat. Then after rehab, she didn't look so hot anymore.
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