Pizza and Vodka

I got up this morning and the house looked lived in as usual. When I get up, I can usually tell their has been one of the many famous over night parties, where the kids stay up until the wee hours, order food, laugh, play cards, watch TV and make a shit house mess. Then they just fall asleep around it.

I'll take a picture sometime, it'll make you laugh.

This morning, I could see a 3/4 empty half gallon of vodka sitting next to Emy as well as pizza evidence. When I woke her this morning for work, she looked at me and said, "Dad, I don't feel good! I don't think I'm going in."

A little disturbed, I thought 'Oh yeah, she was up chowing pizza and drinking vodka and NOW she doesn't feel good!'

When I left this morning she was up and looking at me and I said, 'Must have been quite a party, vodka, pizza...hmm?" Thinking her stomach hurts and she has a headache.

She looked at the vodka bottle and what not and said, "I didn't drink that, I slept all night. My sinuses hurt!'

She appeared to be telling the truth.

Doodle called me and said, "Oh, she called out, huh...all that pizza and drinking til all hours huh?"

I told her Emy said she didn't do it.

Of course 34 ''a likely stories" followed.

Bri calls me up to ask me a question and we started talking about her calling out. I also mentioned the suspicious "circumstancial" evidence left behind.

"Oh, the pizza and vodka. Chris ordered his lunch for today and left the box asking me to throw it out. The vodka bottle was in his room and I took it out for him. I forgot to put it in the cabinet!"

I told him, "You left them by Emy and then she woke up and said she was sick!"

He laughed and said, "I guess if I got up and saw that, I would think the same thing!"

Coincidence? Ahh he was setting her up!

Its like someone being dead in the room and her sleeping with a gun in her hand.