Undercover Munchies
Doodle and I were sitting down to dinner and the Chinese place was pretty quiet last night, but that was about to change.
Five guys looking to be over 400 lbs and one other guy with no discernable major weight problem were coming into the restaurant. Of course this must be the major fear of any person who opens an all you can eat establishment. It must be horrifying. For 5 bucks, one guy can clear that place out. It was bad enough it wasn't a busy night, then they lost money after that.
After they left, it would likely be more fiscally responsible to close for the rest of the night and cut your losses.
As the guys load up their plates, we can see one or two of them have handcuffs with them and they also have walkie talkies.
Oh cute, undercover cops! How do I know they are undercover cops, well they're telling everyone they are. Man what a disguise!
Cops in general make me laugh. They love to let everyone know they are a cop, even when they aren't supposed to let people know they are a cop, they become the most obvious.
Sometimes you can't help but wonder if the police department knows about some of these people.
I don't have a criminal mind, but why couldn't I resist thinking that I want to commit a crime right in front of these guys and then make them chase me.
I'd run backward just to watch them.
Five guys looking to be over 400 lbs and one other guy with no discernable major weight problem were coming into the restaurant. Of course this must be the major fear of any person who opens an all you can eat establishment. It must be horrifying. For 5 bucks, one guy can clear that place out. It was bad enough it wasn't a busy night, then they lost money after that.
After they left, it would likely be more fiscally responsible to close for the rest of the night and cut your losses.
As the guys load up their plates, we can see one or two of them have handcuffs with them and they also have walkie talkies.
Oh cute, undercover cops! How do I know they are undercover cops, well they're telling everyone they are. Man what a disguise!
Cops in general make me laugh. They love to let everyone know they are a cop, even when they aren't supposed to let people know they are a cop, they become the most obvious.
Sometimes you can't help but wonder if the police department knows about some of these people.
I don't have a criminal mind, but why couldn't I resist thinking that I want to commit a crime right in front of these guys and then make them chase me.
I'd run backward just to watch them.
posted by CuzzinDave at 12:23 PM
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