My Grandma's a Whore!
Well my brother's stag is in the books and it seems like everyone lived to tell about it.
There were people I haven't seen in 100 yrs and while its ok if 100 more pass before I see them again, it still was nice to see the cast of characters that came out of the wood work for this banner occasion.
A kid named Artie, who I haven't seen in 30 yrs was high on the list. Artie was like my brother's first little friend in Kindergarten or 1st grade. Last I saw him he was a 9 year old kid with a moustache.
Not only did he come, but he stayed til the end, he just seemed happy that people thought enough of him to invite him. It was like he was just sitting arounnd waiting for something like this.
We were all asked by my friend and my brother's best man #9, to come up with some names to submit for possible guests we could laugh at.
My suggestions included Mr. Janush, our gym teacher et al who we featured in a story a few weeks back, knowing he likes to go to things where people remember him. Well he apparently he couldn't wait to go.
He got to the stag party and right away he blended right in like he just saw these people the day before. When he left early and said goodbye, I told him it was my recommendation to invite him and he seemed genuinely touched by the gesture.
Before he left, he bought some raffle tickets for the door prizes. He said he didn't care if he won, but everyone cares if they win. So I told him I'd watch his tickets for him and if he won anything good, like a grand prize, I'd bring it over his house.
Amongst the gifts were Stag film DVD's and bottles of alcohol. One gag DVD was on the table, called My Grandma's a Whore, which as it sounds, features old beat on grandmothers getting it on with young studs. As you can guess the ladies were fully equipped with saggy skin, messed up gray coiffs, no teeth and other issues pertaining to aging ladies. All I could think of was how funny would it be if that's what he won.
Sure enough, his ticket won and remaining on the table was the Grandma video. I took it knowing it was meant to be. My ticket won a bottle of Yukon Jack and a Latina's DVD for Bri.
I sat with the video having to make the decision if I should drop off the Grandma's video at his house. The look on his wife's face would be priceless, or who knows if might be the most exciting thing to happen to them in years, who knows? How do you make the decision to bring your old teacher this porn DVD and tell him he won? We all need to be faced with this decision.
I thought I could do the nice thing and tell him he won and bring over my bottle of YJ.
My decision was not to make a decision! I figured what he didn't know wouldn't hurt him, he can just think he didn't win anything!
You didn't really think I'd give him my bottle of Yukon Jack did you? The Grandma video is right here, anyone want it?
There were people I haven't seen in 100 yrs and while its ok if 100 more pass before I see them again, it still was nice to see the cast of characters that came out of the wood work for this banner occasion.
A kid named Artie, who I haven't seen in 30 yrs was high on the list. Artie was like my brother's first little friend in Kindergarten or 1st grade. Last I saw him he was a 9 year old kid with a moustache.
Not only did he come, but he stayed til the end, he just seemed happy that people thought enough of him to invite him. It was like he was just sitting arounnd waiting for something like this.
We were all asked by my friend and my brother's best man #9, to come up with some names to submit for possible guests we could laugh at.
My suggestions included Mr. Janush, our gym teacher et al who we featured in a story a few weeks back, knowing he likes to go to things where people remember him. Well he apparently he couldn't wait to go.
He got to the stag party and right away he blended right in like he just saw these people the day before. When he left early and said goodbye, I told him it was my recommendation to invite him and he seemed genuinely touched by the gesture.
Before he left, he bought some raffle tickets for the door prizes. He said he didn't care if he won, but everyone cares if they win. So I told him I'd watch his tickets for him and if he won anything good, like a grand prize, I'd bring it over his house.
Amongst the gifts were Stag film DVD's and bottles of alcohol. One gag DVD was on the table, called My Grandma's a Whore, which as it sounds, features old beat on grandmothers getting it on with young studs. As you can guess the ladies were fully equipped with saggy skin, messed up gray coiffs, no teeth and other issues pertaining to aging ladies. All I could think of was how funny would it be if that's what he won.
Sure enough, his ticket won and remaining on the table was the Grandma video. I took it knowing it was meant to be. My ticket won a bottle of Yukon Jack and a Latina's DVD for Bri.
I sat with the video having to make the decision if I should drop off the Grandma's video at his house. The look on his wife's face would be priceless, or who knows if might be the most exciting thing to happen to them in years, who knows? How do you make the decision to bring your old teacher this porn DVD and tell him he won? We all need to be faced with this decision.
I thought I could do the nice thing and tell him he won and bring over my bottle of YJ.
My decision was not to make a decision! I figured what he didn't know wouldn't hurt him, he can just think he didn't win anything!
You didn't really think I'd give him my bottle of Yukon Jack did you? The Grandma video is right here, anyone want it?
posted by CuzzinDave at 1:24 PM
4 Comments:
Is the grandmother video a foreign film?
I hate porn with subtitles!
haven't watched it! Its looks domestic!
Granny was always so secretive about her social life!!
I always wondered what she was doing with her spare time!
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